· ❝ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴀʀsᴇɴᴀʟ ʙʟᴏᴋᴇ ❞

gxthamprince:

( roy ):

image

           It’s like every time I run into
           you, you’re doing something
           stupid. C’mon, dude.

image

image

          ” get some perspective, i’ve
          seen you do a lot worse. “

           ❝ Oh yeah? That right?
           List them.❞

           ❝ Nevermind. Please
          don’t. I’d need at least
          three Heinekens for that
          and I’m on zero.❞

           It’s like every time I run into
           you, you’re doing something
           stupid. C’mon, dude.

Posted on Oct 19— 22 hours ago · 28 notes
filed under→ ·; NSFW.

image

           …Let’s just pretend
           you didn’t see any
           of that, yeah? 

           ’Cause that was a
           bit embarrassing.
           Even for me.

Posted on Oct 19— 23 hours ago
filed under→ ·sptsfre ·( ooc; ) ·smooches u

spellcnyou:

spookyarrows:

image

            ❝ That probably has to do
            with the liquor. Y’know—.
            The stuff I’ve been drinking
            for the last hour. Or two.
            Give or take. 

image

" how about we put the darts
  down before you impale somebody, huh?
  i don’t think your insurance covers acts of
               violence via small projectiles. “

            …That’s something
            that should be added. I
            need to talk to someone. 
            Write some nasty letters 
            ‘n shit. Then we’re getting 
                               somewhere. 

Posted on Oct 17— 2 days ago · 5 notes
filed under→ ·spellcnyou ·v: undetermined

paperdxll:

spookyarrows:

image

           —Oh thank God.
           
           …Kidding. Kind of.
           …Don’t zap me. 

image

          You come into my house and touch 
           my skeleton and disrespect my cupcakes.

          How dare. 

           Awe, don’t get so mad.
            I loove you.
           
           …Also. You didn’t
           tell me that you bake.

Posted on Oct 17— 2 days ago · 6 notes
filed under→ ·paperdxll ·fuck the police

           Its been a week and not one call!
           I’m personally offended. I thought
           we had somethin’, Fred. 

Posted on Oct 17— 2 days ago · 1 note
filed under→ ·somekindofsexthing ·( ooc; ) ·imu kisses

mmensrea:

image

     there’s the steady beat of the heart monitor
     and little else. it’s bright — too bright, too
     clean and white — and the hospital smell is
     overwhelming.

          he’s quite out of place there, among the beeping
          machines and uncomfortably starched bedding.

               ` what a nice surprise. ’

     and she smiles, weak and small but sweet
     as always.

image

      He’s a physical man. 
      Touch carries a thousand
      meanings to him and he yet as 
      does so without issue. Yet as
      brave as he was, he couldn’t,
      or wouldn’t, even dare himself
      to touch her.

     Nothing could make him touch
      her, not when she’s like this.
      Not when she looked like a
      porcelain doll ready to shatter at
      the briefest of contact. He dreads 
      that he’d hurt her ( as unlikely as
      it was ) but longs to do so
      hopelessly.

                      Good morning, love

Posted on Oct 17— 2 days ago · 2 notes
filed under→ ·mmensrea ·stab me
Posted on Oct 17— 2 days ago · 15 notes
filed under→ ·[ 1 ] ·Q'd